Monday, January 25, 2010

Call in sick, if you're a Viking's fan.


Who ever said that you're over when you're in your 40's should care more about yesterday's NFC Championship.

If you think that's because I'm knocking Brett Favre, you're wrong. I'm talking about the 43 year old Saints franchise with their 31 to 28 win over the Vikings.

Talk about a Vikings hangover and a Saints cure. So, if you don't age with grace, call in sick.

After yesterday's game, it's wise to be the age of a Saint and the fan of a Viking.

What a great game.




Saturday, January 23, 2010

Earl Morrall still can't guarantee a Colt's win


The above picture is a flashback of quarterback Earl Morrall tossing the football to running back Tom Matte in Super Bowl III.



Interviewing Joe Namath, who famously guaranteed a pre-game win and won? Okay, sure. But Earl Morrall?

Earl Morrall, the Baltimore Colts quarterback 41 years ago, is being queried about his lost to the New York Jets in Super Bowl III.

For the record, Earl Morrall was the Colts quarterback for 4 months before he faced the Jets four year quarterback Joe Namath.

The fact that the Colts were still favored to win by 19 points should explain the historical upset. Jets 16 vs. Colts 7.

For a better Colts perspective, go back to forgetting Earl Morrall and try interviewing Don Shula. Shula wasn't always the Miami Dolphins head coach.


Friday, January 22, 2010

Will the Jets cross the end zone defeating the rested Colts?



It's a classic Aesop football moment of the tortoise and the hare.

Was the Colts foresight 20/20? Or will their strategy need an eye exam?

The race between the Indianapolis Colts and the New York Jets will be televised on CBS this Sunday at 3:00 p.m.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

My New Coach Can Beat Up Your New Coach


Indianapolis Colt's Head Coach
Jim Caldwel



The nagging history of unmaking Peyton Manning, Reggie Wayne, and Dallas Clark was the precarious Bobby Fischer decision of the Colt's new head coach Jim Caldwel.

Will it comeback to haunt him?




New York Jet's Head Coach
Rex Ryan



Rex Ryan, it's your move.

Contrary to Jim Caldwel, the Jet's new head coach, Rex Ryan, isn't afraid to win. Actually, he expects to capture Manning and his Colt's no-huddle henchmen with his own no-huddle Jet's defensive blitz.

It's a chess match with cleats for the AFC Championship.


The Who are the clue to a crazy Super Bowl.


The Who are playing at Super Bowl XLIV.

In which case, here's my prediction:

Everyone is expecting the Colts and the Saints to play XLIV. But when the Jets and the Vikings play instead, people unknowingly are going to be like, "The Who?".

So bet on Jets vs. Vikings for Super Bowl XLIV.

I'll think you're crazy when I'm right.


Patience is a virtue for Jet's fans



These New York Jets are 41 years in the making and fans like Joe Namath are more excited than shocked.

Catch me if you can, Matt Forte.


Will arthroscopic surgery outrun Matt Forte after two weeks?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Are you pulling my arm? The matchup between Brett Favre and Drew Brees



The NFC Championship: Saints vs. Vikings



In this arm wrestling football match, Brett Favre is the Gary Goodridge of NFL while Drew Brees is the likes of John Brzenk.


If Brett Favre throws his arm out signing autographs, the Saints will win. Otherwise, keep up with Favre’s signature pass and enjoy the game.


Brett Favre is a cheesy Minnesota Viking on the rise.


Sunday's Game:

Vikings 34
Cowboys 3


Brett Favre is the Viagra of quarterbacks. His old arm rose to the occasion and fired like a young gun.

However, in this NFC Divisional Playoff spoof, Tony Romo's six shooter back fired and left Dallas Cowboy's head coach Wade Phillips looking like a damsel in distress.






Monday, January 18, 2010

Is Peyton Manning running on Windows 7?







Peyton Manning is the epitome of artificial intelligence. For only 99.2 million dollars, his NFL application, as the first stand alone system in his field of quarterback operational systems, is worth it.